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Has there been a greater swindle over the past 10 years larger than that of the popularisation of the avacado? A tasteless green texture, spread on toast? What business does this slop have at the breakfast table when we have marmalade and jam? Those condiments are ripe in perpetuity, not momentarily like these green imposters. How future generations will chuckle at our folly.

To pre-celebrate it's extinction from the breakfast menu and to be worn to distinguish sides during the inevitable avocado wars, your best friend Jimi has struck some beautiful enamel pins. 85 have been made, hand numbered then squished onto custom backing cards.