Breakfast. The most important meal of the day and the earliest opportunity to fill your veins with sugar. Nothing does it better or faster than a Pop Tart. Providing a day's worth of fuel that's consumed and burned in the first hour. The Tart allows you to fill your kill quota while simultaneously providing a pile of bodies to slumber and irritably growl upon once the post sugar-burn slump sets in at around 9:15 am.
There's three varieties to feed your toaster- Goreberry (55), Rashberry Jammed (13) and Brown Sugar Sin & Moan (13). All hard enamel, all displayed on custom, hand-numbered backing cards, all guaranteed to melt your teeth from your feed-hole.