Nothing begets existential dread more than the unfulfilled promise of a dropped ice cream. Reflected in the smooshed, fragile and short lived treat that didn't succeed in its purpose of both bringing novelty to your mouth while simultaneously cooling you down, is your own accomplishments unmet. As you watch the glob of joy lose shape and puddle up on the floor, you're struck by a thought... I'm wasting my life.
Wear this pin as a reminder to stop whinging and to seize the day. MEMENTO MORI, brothers and sisters! Either that or simply buy another ice cream you navel gazing fun sponge.
There's four classics to choose from, 65 Vanillerror, 30 Strawbusted, 20 Mint Choc R.I.P. and 15 Shockolate have been served.