Bananas. They grow upwards and make bread and milk taste nicer. Split one down the middle, fill it with ice cream and top it with chocolate sauce and cream along with some nuts and what you'll have created is a thousand times more delicious. Mind you, if you split pretty much anything down the middle and fill it with ice cream it improves it a thousand times. Steak Split anyone?
There's 70 pieces of this banana skin hatted dude in the box (I know the cards say 80 but my maths temporarily evaded me). They're hard enamel, around the size of a beetle and each has been squished onto a delightfully hand numbered custom banana leaf patterned backing card. As a bonus they're double clutched for extra safety when wearing on trampolines etc.