Tired? Fret not my lover, your BFF Jimi B has barista'd a less than fresh speciality brew for you to pour directly into your eyeholes. A thick black gooey goodness to awaken your faltering soul and un-flatline that fossilised heart rattling in your ribcage. Awaken my zombified army, AWAKEN.
For you, the caffeine connoisseur, five hot cups of carefully crafted beverage have been brewed. Like it blacker than the night? Dark Roastdead will scratch that itch. Like it Corporate? Starfucks will take your money. Don't really like the taste of coffee at all? We have you covered with the Strawburied Latte.
Around 30mm from top to bottom, these dudes number but 30 a cup and will never be remade. Get em' before the foam melts.